Anonymous asked
How do you get your hair so perfect and straight? Do you wake up in the morning with it looking like that, or spend hours getting it to perfection?

NB: I understand this is in all likelyhood an ironic question.

I don’t really do that much to it when I wake up. I mean, when I get out of bed it’s a bit messed up, but running a comb through it gets it like this. I guess my hair is just insanely straight.